I knew some illegal aliens south of the border from Virginia and they were upset because they demanded more American jobs than they already had.  

They said that "most Americans are lazy and stupid.  They don't care about their neighbors and they are uninformed about the world around them.  We want them to stay zoned out and be consumed with entertainment so that we can own their future."  

"We don't care if California, New Mexico, or Arizona goes bankrupt because those states should be annexed into Mexico along with Texas."  

"We should have the right to feed parasitically off the future of the American citizens and their Children.  We demand that the foreign national from Kenya, Barack Hussein Obama, promote socialism and expand poverty in America so that we feel right at home because America will eventually turn into a country just like the one we left."

"HA HA HA! We want to thank all the voters of America who voted for Obama, because he will encourage more of us to flood into America and give us FREE social security and free universal health coverage just as long as we promise to vote for his political party on Election Day. We should have the right to live off of the American taxpayers, after all, they are all rich.  Obama and his friends are just like us south of the border because they don't seem to pay taxes either!"

"So what if Americans use marijuana.  We hope that the majority of Americans becomes addicted to drugs so that they will be too stoned and incapable of handling their day to day jobs because we want them."

"We will vote democrat because their party promotes abortion on demand. And we demand that more Americans kill their children before they are born so that our population will become the dominate one in the years to come.  Of course we don't believe in abortion personally, just as long as your American population dwindles to negative population growth.   We are forever thankful to planned parenthood and the NOW organization for promoting the disintegration of the American family so that our families can replace theirs."

"We truly believe that it is time that Spanish becomes the national language of America anyways, so that, life becomes easier for most of us who want to work in this country.  The ACLU promised us that we will even be given the right to vote for US president if we get locked up in prison, because the Obama administration believes that most people the US jails and prisons will vote for his party if given a chance."

"Also we thank Obama and his party because he promised to use ACORN, (the very same organization he used to get elected and that led to America’s economic recession), to be used to count us along with the American citizens in the next US Census. ACORN believed that even the dead, animals, and those who live in the lake should be given the right to vote just as long as they vote democrat. The ACLU told us that they will create a legal loop hole to allow illegal aliens can vote in America once it was determined that we were included the US Census."

"We are so grateful to the democrat party and like-minded liberal types for keeping the majority of the American people ignorant and entertained so that the American Citizens did not care whether or not we crossed their border or even care that we have made trade agreements with those connected with Al'Qaeda, Hezbollah, and Hamas.  Those groups told us that they also want to come to America as well.  So we told them, 'no problem, we know the best way to enter America and that is through their southern border.'"